Ransom: $1,000,000


I’m holding myself for ransom.  For the sum of $1,000,000.

I'm an irreverent hostage

If nobody pays it, I’ll only stick around and bedevil everyone more.

Do you have any questions?

If somebody does, I’m taking a well deserved vacation.

Surf, Sun, a good Book or million and my dog. What more could I want?

(Thanks Messy Musings for the inspiration!)

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About Leila

I hail from the East and view the world as my playground. I'm opinionated. My dog is my co-pilot, but my cat navigates better. I'm only limited by my imagination. While there are terrible things that happen in the world I am responsible for making good things happen where I live, and that affects the world at large making it a better place.
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3 Responses to Ransom: $1,000,000

  1. Messy Musings says:

    BUT…. you’re supposed to pay ME the sum of…. (using Dr. Evil’s voice & pinkie gesture)…. one million dollars!!

  2. Spacey says:

    Of all the names they had to call the cyclone “Laila”, I understand your cat must be mighty jealous of you…She can’t spell can she?

  3. It worked for Bart in “Blazing Saddles”!

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