It is I, Charlie the Cat. I feel that my situation has not been expressed adequately. My Royal Minion has been demoted to mere minion for numerous reasons.
Reason #1: The minion put me in the box.
Reason #2: The minion put the offending collar around my royal neck.
Reason #3: The minion transported me in the box, with the collar to the place with other animals and LEFT ME!
The minion will pay.
Speaking of minions, the other minion has been missing for many nights. I believe she had a hand in the planning of this distressing situation. Therefore, she too is demoted as well.
My canine nemesis Quizz has been supportive in my time of need. He has graciously offered me the prime napping spots and has allowed me to nap on his bed. My only complaint are his solicitous nosings. His nose is cold and damp. I do not appreciate it in my delicate condition. He may advance to the position of Royal Minion.
Now, I must walk very delicately with an abused posterior and a cone about my neck. While the minion forces pills down my throat and does unmentionable things to my already abused posterior. Oh the INDIGNITIES!
If you do not hear from me… you know where to send the authorities.
Charlie the Cat