I have a need, that I believe will be for the betterment of man and womankind. But in order to achieve this, I need someone(s) much more versed in quantum physics than I ever will be.
You see, I can balance my checkbook, do accounts receivables and payables, but put imaginary numbers in equations and my head explodes.
Oh, maybe I’d better tell you my plan. Or maybe not.
What the heck! I want to give us all an extra day on holiday weekends. So we need to figure out a way to stop time. Just for a little bit. Just so everyone can get that extra day they want.
See? Not an evil plan. I just need an evil genius to implement it.